Chocolate Cream Pie in your face

In the traveling terror circus known only as Carnival Concoctions, no one was more feared—or messier -than ChocoSmack. A once-famous pastry prodigy turned pudding-powered psychopath, ChocoSmack was expelled from culinary school after an “incident” involving a sabotaged pie-eating contest, six unconscious judges, and one very confused goat.

Humiliated, he disappeared into the shadows of a circus kitchen, where he stewed in bitterness, batter, and chocolate cream… until something snapped.

With frosting-slicked fingers and a voice that giggles too long, ChocoSmack emerged with one mission:

“If I can’t have the last laugh, I’ll make sure it’s smeared across your FACE.”